After years of babying it, BahnBaum decided to pull the trigger and reduce his fleet of BMWs by one, leaving only the anemic e30 and son #3's e36 left to clutter the driveway.  After an intense period of planning and forethought (completed in about 20 minutes), he traded his impractical M3 in on an equally impractical SUV.  When asked to provide the reasoning for his decision, he simply provided us with the following video clip.